Life basics in 10 steps
Life Basics in #10 steps:
#1. Mistake
One night your parents had some extra shots in bar and got horny as fuck they did intense bed sports and got you after 9 months.
#2. Realization
When you were born your parents either cried because they were so happy getting you or they went in deep shock thinking wtf is this thing came out of nowhere and started thinking how to get rid of you.
#3 Cure
After few months you're born, if you fall in the first option of last step then your life is going well if not then your father already started thinking how to get your mother a divorce.
#4 Predator life
Now you are in grade school enjoying life like a predator on your parents money and they already started collecting money for your further education but if you are the unlucky guy then its a bad news, your father already got a car and he is so ready to drop you in the country side and setting you free inside deep forest making you live like a mowgli (Ironically you are gonna starve to death).
#5 You made it
If you are still alive at the age of 10 because your parents loves you or they failed to buy a car then you're my friend very lucky. Now in grade school you are going to experience your first crush/love/prey depending on what kind of person you've became.
#6 Personality evolution
You are 14 now in high school, you have your own personality its kind of mix-up what your parent taught you intentionally and what you learnt by listening to their late night fights social connection also plays a major role developing your place in society.
#7 Ass on stake
As you are in high school two of the things can happen to you either you get bullied like a pussy or you are the bully. If you are bully then its going to be really smooth for few years but might suck after you leave high school. If you are the pussy one you need to learn how to survive high school by not getting fucked in the ass by bunch of faggots/lesbians.
#8 Tricked by hormones
At this time you'll also find your love (Infatuation) in simple words a pussy/dick so good that you wanna fuck it for your entire life. If you didn't fall in this then you're the loner kind of person and you will spend your high school masturbating in shower till college.
#9 Exploring new universe
Now you're in college at this time you'll change your way of looking at opposite genders and try to fuck any piece of flesh passes by, if you got good looks or great social engineering skills you'll get most of the dips and you'll be sore down there between your legs for entire college life (perfect life). Now comes the other side if you are not that kind of guy/girl then you're still fapping inside your bathroom over different creature like humans/animals/anime/your granny.
#10 Stuck between various things
Now you've passed college at this stage conditions changes dramatically, if you got your college graduation with nice gpa then a great job with shit load of money is waiting for you if not then you will run out of money to buy tissues/hotdogs to masturbate and your life sucks.
That was it after this you're either fucking everywhere from bar to your backyard or life is giving you a brutal anal without lubes.
*all the steps mentioned here might not apply on everyone its written for a normal person and should be taken as ironic approach towards life thank you for your attention now you know what you are doing with your life and where its going.*
#1. Mistake
One night your parents had some extra shots in bar and got horny as fuck they did intense bed sports and got you after 9 months.
#2. Realization
When you were born your parents either cried because they were so happy getting you or they went in deep shock thinking wtf is this thing came out of nowhere and started thinking how to get rid of you.
#3 Cure
After few months you're born, if you fall in the first option of last step then your life is going well if not then your father already started thinking how to get your mother a divorce.
#4 Predator life
Now you are in grade school enjoying life like a predator on your parents money and they already started collecting money for your further education but if you are the unlucky guy then its a bad news, your father already got a car and he is so ready to drop you in the country side and setting you free inside deep forest making you live like a mowgli (Ironically you are gonna starve to death).
#5 You made it
If you are still alive at the age of 10 because your parents loves you or they failed to buy a car then you're my friend very lucky. Now in grade school you are going to experience your first crush/love/prey depending on what kind of person you've became.
#6 Personality evolution
You are 14 now in high school, you have your own personality its kind of mix-up what your parent taught you intentionally and what you learnt by listening to their late night fights social connection also plays a major role developing your place in society.
#7 Ass on stake
As you are in high school two of the things can happen to you either you get bullied like a pussy or you are the bully. If you are bully then its going to be really smooth for few years but might suck after you leave high school. If you are the pussy one you need to learn how to survive high school by not getting fucked in the ass by bunch of faggots/lesbians.
#8 Tricked by hormones
At this time you'll also find your love (Infatuation) in simple words a pussy/dick so good that you wanna fuck it for your entire life. If you didn't fall in this then you're the loner kind of person and you will spend your high school masturbating in shower till college.
#9 Exploring new universe
Now you're in college at this time you'll change your way of looking at opposite genders and try to fuck any piece of flesh passes by, if you got good looks or great social engineering skills you'll get most of the dips and you'll be sore down there between your legs for entire college life (perfect life). Now comes the other side if you are not that kind of guy/girl then you're still fapping inside your bathroom over different creature like humans/animals/anime/your granny.
#10 Stuck between various things
Now you've passed college at this stage conditions changes dramatically, if you got your college graduation with nice gpa then a great job with shit load of money is waiting for you if not then you will run out of money to buy tissues/hotdogs to masturbate and your life sucks.
That was it after this you're either fucking everywhere from bar to your backyard or life is giving you a brutal anal without lubes.
*all the steps mentioned here might not apply on everyone its written for a normal person and should be taken as ironic approach towards life thank you for your attention now you know what you are doing with your life and where its going.*
